clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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