Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
