i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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