are you so shy because you have an std?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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