What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
honey bunches of taint.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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