it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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