You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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