BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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