I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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