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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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