am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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