Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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