his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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