Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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