no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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