Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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