And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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