so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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