Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
