i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is Oprah even human
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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