i barfeds in our rink
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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