in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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