We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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