Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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