just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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