Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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