The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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