Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
50% drunk capacity currently
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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