I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
