It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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