No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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