Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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