please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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