yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
well you can't waste a boner
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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