Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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