I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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