I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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