You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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