im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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