he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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