i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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