I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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