Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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