Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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