so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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