I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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