he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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