Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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