google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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