we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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