I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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