so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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