i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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