I'm eating all of the evidence.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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