I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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