Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I CAN MOONWALK!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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