Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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