I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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