I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No subtext here. People are naked.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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