Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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