I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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