we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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